See what I did there with the title? (Of course you did — because if you’ve gotten this far, you can obviously read). Puns aside, you probably do need one of these hand-sewn screen printed book bags in your life. There’s one for those of us who know what it’s like to wander Crazy Town, and one for those of us who simply need a vessel to carry around our stuff and thangs (everyone has stuff and thangs to schlep around town).
For the most part, there is only one available of each variation of these bags (plaid, floral, black chambray, etc.) so make sure to claim yours ASAP, because next thing you know it could vanish into someone else’s closet and you’ll be forced to carry your necessities in a Trader Joe’s grocery bag, or a plastic bag environmentalists will judge you for having, or one of those bags on a stick old-timey hobos use.*
*They’re called bindles, but using the correct term for a bindle feels like it goes against the whole spirit of the bindle, don’t you think?